faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

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princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

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wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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Got my first booty call text.
Does this mean I have evolved to a next level of woman?

chocolaty:

seeing pictures of money turns me on

(Source: chocolaty, via diet-tampon)

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via slaveryqueen)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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